Back in University I confused my Professor & classmates with my statement that, acoustically, square waves cannot exist in nature since the instantaneous binary oscillation could not actually take place in any physical medium - at least not without some kind of “quantum rarefaction” (I struggled to keep a straight face whilst using my newly invented terminology) during which the air molecules would spontaneously jump from one pressure to another and thus create no soundwave to speak of.

However, the square wave could be a sonic cousin of reddish green and other so-called impossible colours which cannot appear in nature because of the nature of light waves, yet can be perceived within the mind through hallucinations & mystical experiences. By hacking the electrical representation of the square wave directly into the brain one could bypass the pesky physical limitations of reality, air & the human ear, and perhaps “hear” (or audiate?) the tangiest, most overtone-rich spicy boy of a pulse wave that ever there was…

tl;dr probably all sounds are possible somehow. You ever hung out with a big group of ADHD addled beatboxers with access to drugs & DSP? I have heard some fkkn bizarre noises in my time haha

/peace

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