Bug 281c2cb8-f50e-4965-885e-30f0dc5360ee: startup chime doesn’t stop (open)
User reports that “since the last update”, the startup chime keeps playing continuously during operation. (Audio engine of course hasn’t actually been touched for a long time.) User declined offer to replace with new device, reporting existential panic at thought of separation from device. Hence, have not been able to examine it directly. User has not responded to requests for more information about circumstances around behavior’s first occurence.
Provided recording, attached, demonstrates startup chime overlapping the config screen idle music. Logs indicate it’s genuinely from the audio engine (no external inputs). Code integrity looks OK.
Could not reproduce on production or any dev branch.
I KNOW QA’s not supposed to talk about hyperlocalized timelike loops and I’ll probably get pushback for this but we have to take seriously the possibility this is a regression of ebb6139b-8a94-4018-b8b5-b5a152abd772.
nonsmeddy rated priority: low.
nonsmeddy removed tag triage and added tags could not reproduce, more information needed, user uncooperative.
nonsmeddy removed assignment to nonsmeddy.
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Startup chime is E augmented played by two Kontakt instruments, a grand piano (The Grandeur) and a tonewheel organ (C3, modified “Space Celesta” preset); plus Surge softsynth (modified “Burden” preset).
Idle music is layered from several excerpts from some aimless improvisation on E Mixolydian b6. Fretless bass played through Red Panda Tensor and Eventide Space (Reverse algorithm). Then fed through Quad Delay and Resochord in Guitar Rig.
Frame story possibly more than slightly inspired by @baconpaul’s frame story 