I can get an image up on Monday night (apologies, not at the studio)
in the meantime I think this will work:
insert and card into computer, should show a disk called “boot”
or, if someone can take a clean image, update it, and post it somewhere in the meantime.
download and unzip the update manually on GitHub
copy contents of kernel/boot and kernel/shield folders from update to SD card
hopefully the wifi works and you can run the update for real after