GAS haiku thread

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#268

Need to sell not buy
But somehow I end up with
New gear every time


#269

Tannenbaums are gone
Still I wait for a Klangbau
The backlogged mail blues


#270

I forbid my self
buying any instruments
On my path to zen


#271

I did too, although
But I did sell first to fund
New nerdseq and drums


#272

Video synth? Sure!
Visual Cortex looks rad
Nope, just close that tab


#273

Two old modules for
sale on Reverb will finance
my expenditures


#274

i don’t know what’s worse
to be broke or flush with cash
the week before NAMM


#275

The fanciest new
module I could get right now
is an AeroPress


#276

Make Noise makes a noise
The sound of my bank account
A Cage-like silence


#277

new Make Noise GPAS
I feel no GAS. Cured? or else,
I am dead inside

(i pronounce acronyms where possible)


#278

anything but crow
would require a whole new row…
“love the one you’re with”


#279

youtube video
stirred feelings of desire
but nah, nope, not now.


#281

sell three more modules
smash that pre-order button
it’s still downsizing


#282

nothing shown at namm
moves me anymore. I have
all the things I need


#283

NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM
NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM
NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM NAMM

(Discourse asks if this is a complete sentence. The forum software clearly has no appreciation for poetry.)


#284

#285

must close the browser
too many NAMM announcements
I have to work now


#286

Ask yourself, “does it
analog-message me joy?”
If not, discard it


#287

I will buy new things

If I have nothing to say

My message needs less


#288

Went on Thonk for knobs
Almost spent three hundred euros
but cancelled order