GAS haiku thread

Like a cat farted
but it’s spelled very badly
Yes, I will buy that

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I quit Eurorack
Really, seriously, guys
Stopping shopping now

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I quit Eurorack
Really serious, except
For dirt cheap Cwejman

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The old pond –
A frog jumps into
Rain
maker into Rings into Clouds…

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Istanbul Mehmet
Origin Dark Sizzle ride
You on the way yo!

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i wish to buy norns
but damn it’s so hard to find
when will they restock?

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Norns sent for repair

Stuck in a warehouse for days

Fuck you UPS!

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Gear gathering dust
Ignored neglected inert
And yet I still shop

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I have no voice
Grasping for more shiny
will not polish the truth

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