GAS haiku thread

Like a cat farted
but it’s spelled very badly
Yes, I will buy that

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I quit Eurorack
Really, seriously, guys
Stopping shopping now

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I quit Eurorack
Really serious, except
For dirt cheap Cwejman

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The old pond –
A frog jumps into
Rain
maker into Rings into Clouds…

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Istanbul Mehmet
Origin Dark Sizzle ride
You on the way yo!

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i wish to buy norns
but damn it’s so hard to find
when will they restock?

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Norns sent for repair

Stuck in a warehouse for days

Fuck you UPS!

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Gear gathering dust
Ignored neglected inert
And yet I still shop

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I have no voice
Grasping for more shiny
will not polish the truth

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I won’t take the time
to master the gear I buy
I just sell instead

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If I buy that thing
That thing will allow me to
Make the song inside

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I sold all my gear
I need to pay my mortgage
Wait, norn’s back in stock…

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Will a MacBook Pro
Satiate my gear desires
Or be yet one more?

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A bottomless pit
You’ll try in vain to fill with
Expensive software?

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I struggled and failed
But managed to fund the lust
by selling Lemondrop

Irrational needs
Should I abstain from fora
and be all alone?

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A package arrives
An O P 1 Field is here
The sound of E Bay

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A depth year begins
No synth purchases allowed
Bought two mice instead

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Are these two new mice
Animal, optical, or
Maybe one of each?

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new hainbach video
bumps ebay prices
as polar caps melt

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One is a trackpad
One is an optical mouse
Neither one squeaks. yet.

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