I’ve been thinking, what would be nameless names of the drum tracks? I mean, it is arbitrary¹ that they are in the order they are although I would never take any issue that kick comes first as the most important percussive element (some other people might).

But what would you suggest to unname the canonical quad of

  1. Kick
  2. Snare/clap
  3. Hat
  4. Percussion

to abstract/purify/heal/progress from reactionary naming based on the silly rock drum kit, while retaining their assumed¹ functions?

Maybe

  1. Kick (not “drummer kicks the drum”, but instead “sound kicks the dancer”)
  2. Energy splash
  3. Counterpoint
  4. Weird bonus sound

Or further

  1. Rhythm energy
  2. More energy
  3. Even more energy
  4. Weird energy

Or

  1. Kick in the chest
  2. Kick in the face
  3. Kick on the cheeks
  4. Kick on the knee

¹ read: “cultural”

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