What’s this about a new thing?
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It’s a digital scale with a built-in FM radio and fart noise maker.

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i’m super intrigued! whatever that is, it looks utterly beautiful.

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eifel looks content. i bet it’s dog operated

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It’s got 16 little lines on the display. Sequencer?

looks like a soundcloud waveform - my guess is it’s sample manipulation in all its forms - maybe more

Facsimile is to teletype as…

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ok… coincidence that kanye announces 2 new albums on the day where tehn posts a photo here of a new thing???

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As I look more closely, it appears to be a linen-covered box that is fitted over the object underneath it, perhaps to obscure the AWESUM LIGER DRAWING ON THE TOP OF TEH FARTBOX or perhaps just as a dustcover, but more likely the other thing.

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tehn’s new thing is one of the Kanye albums. single copy, housed in beautiful aluminum enclosure. lcd lines are track durations, knobs on the right are adjustable loop points to replay your favorite lyrics, one button exports the selected quip to a ringtone, other tweets it. volume knob only increases volume, no function for decreasing. one-time-use ‘on’ button.

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is anybody else wondering how you interact with it? The default would be that it’s a table top device, but the fact that it’s sitting on books could be a clue - maybe it affords holding it? Also, maybe that empty space on it would mean magnetic knobs that you could attach/configure. Or perhaps this is a prototype that is missing jacks…?

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my guess is that it’s some sort of a hybrid of teletype and aleph… but probably not!

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If it were aleph or teletype, it would have jacks!

Whatever ever it is, it looks complete, at least physically.

yeah, that’s why i’m thinking it’s probably something else. it does look like something you would use on its own

lol if it’s an actual fax machine. It just sends procedurally generated line art

WAIT A MINUTE there are ten lines before the highlighted line on the screen, that must be how you dial the number! OMG CONFIRMED

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monome minimal mixer? jacks around the back, or via breakout unit?

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Pretty sure it has at least one USB cable.

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Waitwaitwait just a sec. Even if it’s the «next aleph» it’s clearly a bet(a).

ba dum pshhh
quietly backs away from the mic

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with grid and arc as controllers?

or faderbank, if it’s indeed a mixer. it does show 16 lines…

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