Something is up with that Teensy. I soldered up a second one, and it’s reporting values now. Thanks for the tips!
Question: My CV in’s never 0 out, is that expected? They jitter around 60-70.
edit: After connecting it to crow and messing about trying to get a reading, it’s failing to read with TT again. So back to diagnostics: Tried a few i2c cables. Tried reflowing the joints for the i2c pins and the teensy pins and it went back to freezing. Something is clearly making this set of boards inconsistent; will consider again tomorrow.
Tried reflowing all of the joints for the pins again on the bottom board. Still freezing.
Finished a second module. Continuity seems to be good on power and the i2c lines to the Teensy. I can flash the Teensy no problem on either unit. Accidentally inverted the header placements between units, so sadly I cannot mix and match front and back boards as I was hoping in order to try to aid in diagnosis. However, both Teensy’s behave the same way in both units, so I’m not sure why the new Teensy momentariy worked in the one unit.
I’ve tried 3 cables, with and without the backback on TT for kicks, with no effect on behavior, so it would at least appear to be the units themselves. Also tried two firmwares, just to be sure.
That’s about all the dianostics I can handle for the moments. Will have to try again later. 
Maybe I need to run compile the firmware so I can debug what is happening Teensy-side?