Unwanted band names

An alias for a solo artist… Al Terego

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Synthesiser Samaritans

The Skintfluencers

Hot polykite

20 characters

Exploding Wildlife

Grainwashing

Kart Exhibit

Undivision (Probably for some math-core stuff, not to be confused with One Division xD)

Backyard Demon

Smiminal (like Smooth Criminal without the ooth cr)

(Probably not that good, but I think you’ll like them if you’re desperate enough)

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Condom Burst Test Machine

condom burst test machine

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No War, No Wonders, Just Tsunamis

Here are my faves from this thread:
Placebo Domingo
Neandertallica
Fuchsia Minutiae
Unterhunden
Funky Cucumber
Marzipants
Buddha Belly Bros
Weird Baguettes
Mangrove Malfunction
Cockpoet
Asian Bagpipe Dancefactory
Wasp Honey
Disinflectant
All Intensive Porpoises
Serotonin Treasure Map
De Rigueur Mortis
Tao of Ki
Dolphins on acid
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
The Chromatic Aberrations
Teleporter Accident
Audiophile Disaster
Woodtwerking
Irradiated Salmon
Necromantic Underground
Dustbunny
Subliminal Nausea
Night Cruller
Baithoven

Here’s some of mine:
1-800-Henchmen
Chainsaw Debutante
Drown Out Neighbors
Druid Delirium
Dystopic Deliverance
Leprotic Armadillo
Lucid Lunatic
Manic Repressive
Nihilartikel
Proletariat Zombie Revolution
Proper Villains
Psychedelic Haberdashery
Reverie Riot
Sonic Atrocity
Sublime Psychosis
The Usual Suspects
Xolotl

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an the album cover would just be an image of the panel of one of those machines

17th- and 18th-century Quaker names…

Sarah Sparkling pefect for a solo project!

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Strong Name of the Year Tournament vibes here. So sad that it hasn’t run since 2020!

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I like Jesus Christ. Has kind of a ring to it. (where did this come from? it is amazing.)

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A researcher/author shared it on twitter

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ejection fraction (it’s a medical thing, y’know)

I call “Elizabeth Poope.” Thank you for your understanding.

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Fries for the Table (or Calamari for the Table). It’s best if I don’t say anything else.

Phlegm Fatale
Sex Agenda
The Voice of God
Fortress Of Solid Dudes

…all proposed band names that fortunately never came to be for various bands I’ve been in.

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Oven Mitt Romney
Sex Maggot
.com oddity
Terra Folder

's all I got.

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mariah carry-on
(or mariah carrion)

misanthropic tendencies

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Breakcore Hikikomori

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Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
Surf Sluts Slinging Scimitars

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