Unwanted band names


Toughbook Teardown

(20 chars)


Watching the Sabres win last night and realised there is a ton of band names in hockey.

Blueline (we toyed with this, but ultimately rejected it)

Crash the net
Odd man rush
Neutral Zone
Penalty Killers


Strawberry Shart Cake


Chrome Horse Diplomats


A partial list of vaguely legal/law school-themed band names developed over the last three years:

  • Undisciplined Dicta
  • Procedural Default
  • Attractive Nuisance
  • Maritime Nexus
  • Llama Presentation Society



Genuine tears of laughter at this!


heavy muggle



(20 char zones)


Crystal Enigma
(for fans of Detectorists)


realistic wigwam



There’s a local band called Zones:



Trendelenburg Gait
20 characters


:frowning: I can’t do anything original


Knotted Strings (for a string section obvs)



Unused track name: Full Fetal Jacket


You just did!

“Let go your conscious self, and act on instinct.”


Tyranny of Cheese
Buchla of Mormon


I love tryranny of cheese😄

On food related names, a phrase muttered by a work colleague stuck with me: not the usual biscuits


The Haskell programming language has library names that sound good



I also like the way it plays with…

tyromancy . Obsolete, a form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates.


Chicken of the Woods