Unwanted band names


Toughbook Teardown

(20 chars)


Watching the Sabres win last night and realised there is a ton of band names in hockey.

Blueline (we toyed with this, but ultimately rejected it)

Crash the net
Odd man rush
Neutral Zone
Penalty Killers


Strawberry Shart Cake


Chrome Horse Diplomats


A partial list of vaguely legal/law school-themed band names developed over the last three years:

  • Undisciplined Dicta
  • Procedural Default
  • Attractive Nuisance
  • Maritime Nexus
  • Llama Presentation Society



Genuine tears of laughter at this!


heavy muggle



(20 char zones)


Crystal Enigma
(for fans of Detectorists)